So, Zach sent me such a cool early Valentine’s Day present:
Personalized m&ms! But he didn’t want them in those sissy pink and red v-day colors, so I got primaries instead.
And, the m&m company wouldn’t put his preferred sayings on the m’s, citing their policy against threatening or vulgar language.
So I got these instead:
The first is because I always tell him I love him so much that I’d like to cut off his arms and legs and keep him in a box. The second is because he figures I’ll believe it if I see it in writing. The third quantifies our love…at level 7… 7 out of 10… 7 of 7…7 of 100…who knows? And the fourth is what he says every time he gets me a totally cool, but expensive present.
They wouldn’t print “die sara die” or “love of my butt”.