Early Valentine’s present

So, Zach sent me such a cool early Valentine’s Day present:

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Personalized m&ms! But he didn’t want them in those sissy pink and red v-day colors, so I got primaries instead.

And, the m&m company wouldn’t put his preferred sayings on the m’s, citing their policy against threatening or vulgar language.

So I got these instead:

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The first is because I always tell him I love him so much that I’d like to cut off his arms and legs and keep him in a box. The second is because he figures I’ll believe it if I see it in writing. The third quantifies our love…at level 7… 7 out of 10… 7 of 7…7 of 100…who knows? And the fourth is what he says every time he gets me a totally cool, but expensive present.

They wouldn’t print “die sara die” or “love of my butt”.

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4 Responses to “Early Valentine’s present”


  1. 1 Kristin February 6, 2009 at 4:58 pm

    OH LORD. This may be the best V-day prez I’ve seen in awhile.

  2. 4 smoothpebble February 23, 2011 at 10:45 am

    okay, the secret code language of love! very sweet, and very funny!


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